It all started when…I needed to look more closely at molt limits on birds. Because…

Seeing old and new feathers on the wing of a bird helps us figure out how old that bird is. And trust me, it’s not like a few black feathers, and a few white feathers. Oh no.

It’s irresponsible of me to focus on anything but my new book, Princess Cheyenne: My Life as Boston’s Most Famous Stripper. Especially when birds have nothing at all to do with it.